You're a Listener and you don't get it... Well, we don't either. For some reason, Radio Stations like to have some kind of dumb mascot. In some cases this is extremely successful.. but for most stations it's just another $2,000 costume that will fall apart after the second appearance of said mascot. What good are they? Well... for the guy wearing the costume... he get's to feel-up lots of babes. It's amazing what some women will let you do when you're wearing a costume. You might want to consider this some night at home. In the case of KRUD... it's not a costume.... it's a real Buzzard. KRUD Listener Tip: OK, how about a little fun? The next time you see a radio station mascot... If it has a long tail... step on it. This will cause one of two things to happen.. mascot falls on face .... or ..... tail seprates from mascot. If it has a big head... tap head relentlessly with cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels.. this will piss mascot off causing it to attack small children.