You're a Listener and you don't get it... You don't drink either.
KRUD Listener Tip: Radio Station Christmas Parties.. being the dull affairs that they are, generally cause several staff members to over indulge in whatever is being passed off as alcohol.
Alcohol and the air-staff do not mix. They are the most creative people at the station and will find creative ways to have fun and enjoy the effects of said cheap alcohol.
Many a DJ has been fired shortly after the Christmas party because they felt it was the perfect time (they were blasted) to tell management or the PD what they really felt about the way the station was being run or how it sounds and just where they could put that Christmas bonus.
On a lighter note, Christmas Party games created by the air-staff are sometimes shocking, but always fun for the participants.
There's more coming next week....