You're a Listener and you don't get it...
You're lying! There's not a man or woman alive that hasn't wished for a Cap'n Jack type to clear up traffic for them.
KRUD Listener Tip: Traffic reports on radio stations can sometimes save you a lot of grief on the way to or from work. In most cases you just find out why your ass is stuck in traffic and not how to do anything about avoiding it.
Idiots cause traffic problems! In a few radio markets there are actually traffic guys that people love to listen to because they say what most of us think about traffic and the idiots that cause the problems. Most every problem IS caused by an idiot. Very few accidents or traffic problems are caused by acts of God or simple equipment failure.. it's usually some idiot that deserves the wrath of all the people he will now make late for work or home..and Cap'n Jack is there to make sure they are thoroughly thrashed and trashed on the air.
Wouldn't it be great if Cap'n Jack was there to help you?