You're a Listener and you don't get it...
Having been bitten once by the sexy voice on the other end of the line, promising exquisite sex or the potential of such sex. We give into our dark side and have a very bad experience. You would think we would learn and swear "Never Again".... but it doesn't work that way. We're stupid.. we don't remember the rules.
DJ Rule 39 clearly states that if the caller is making offers you can't refuse in order to win some on-air giveaway.. you must not EVER meet them in person. No matter how sexy they sound on the phone.. DO NOT MEET THEM IN PERSON.
Every jock that's ever been on the air has experienced this. If any deny it, they're lying. What sounds great and sexy on the phone, in reality, is like living in some twisted Stephen King novel. Not only was she or will she be ugly, she may be an alien, cannibal, serial killer, psycho, crack head, lesbian or the mother of one of your friends. She may further become a stalker or declare jihad on you The worst case scenario is that in addition to any of the other possibilities she also works for the IRS..