You're a Listener and you don't get it... 

This one is an inside joke.. but let's just say that like everywhere else, we are being replaced by machines that don't need breaks, machines that work 24/7, machines that don't require insurance or any other kind of benefits, machines that never bitch about the job, machines that don't get drunk or stoned, machines that don't ask for a raise, machines that.. well, you probably get it by now.