You're a Listener and you don't get it...
Along with the evils of the digital society and the 24/7 access the Internet provides and the ability for Big Brother to monitor everything we do.... there does appear to be a few fringe benefits.
KRUD Listener Tip: Never call an Oldies Station DJ and tell them you weren't even born when the song they are playing came out... especially if the DJ has just mentioned that he remembers playing it when it was brand new, wax to watch. They know they're old, don't remind them. Instead, go do some day trading or get something pierced or tattooed. Leave the poor DJ locked in their time warp.