You're a Listener and don't get it...

Radio station contest winners are clueless.  It never fails... we have a great prize to give away and the contest winner is either devoid of any emotion, has the perfect way of making a great promotional moment go to hell or has a speech impediment which renders their responses totally unintelligible.

KRUD Listener Tip: When you win a contest..... KNOW THE CALL LETTERS!  Sound excited!  Don't talk about dead family members or friends.  Don't answer every question with OK or cool or great or any other short response that will label you as having a limited vocabulary...  have some freakin' life in you when you win a radio contest!