I gotta hand it to ya, your site is dead on about 90% of the time.  I just
finished reading your comic strip archive and about half of it could be
applied to where I work!

9th Caller:  Our variation is "Touchtone Cue Syndrome."  Our weather bed
starts with a series of tones that are sometimes (read:  often) confused for
touchtones.

"Rigged" Contests:  We gave away two cars last year -- to the SAME FAMILY!
Believe me, we didn't plan it this way!

The Prize Van:  Ours is very under-maintained!  En route to the giveaway to
the second car mentioned above, our "prize van" blew a main seal.  It has a
long history of electrical problems.  And just this week, the brakes went
out (while driving in a snowstorm)!

Remotes Gone Wrong:  See above.

There's so much more, but then I'd be boring you to tears.  Keep up the
work.  And thanks for giving us a voice for our listeners to hear.  In fact,
I'm going to add it the favorite links section of my DJ profile.

COMIC SUGGESTION:  How about doing one on vanishing/missing/broken
headphones?