Duhwayne "Tiny" Lewbowski
Duhwayne, affectionately called "Tiny" by staffers too frightened to use his real name, holds down the weekend shift at KRUD. Known for his colorful language off and on the air, "Tiny" innocently shrugs off FCC regulations concerning "Community Standards". As he puts it, chuckling, "If some f**king sh*t for brains g*ddamned moral majority p*ssy doesn't f*cking like what I f*ckin say, I'll f*ckin kill the f*cking f*cker!" "Tiny" apparently feels just as strongly about people touching his bike, trying to fire him or having the station locks changed.